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   1 t1 SAYS THOSEt2 AREt3_HE'S ONLY PAID ME HALF[
   1 t1 SAYS THOSEt2 ARE FINE_HE PAID IN FULL[
   1 t1 HERE_I'VE STILL GOT THOSEt2 WAITING TO BE COLLECTED[
   1 `0 QUID !_THAT'S*SUPERB*BRILLIANT/_FANCY A PARTNERSHIP ?[
   1 _CHISHOLM GAVE ME A LOT OF*HASSLE*AGGRO[_THE*FILTH*LAW*BILL/TURNED ME OVER[
   1 [FIVER[TENNER[A GRAND[PONY[MONKEY[A TON[CENTURY[HALF[QUID/`/SOV/POUND[
   1 [BUILT IN*STOP WATCH*ALARM[YER AVERAGE*PUNTER*MUG*BLOKE/GOES*BANANAS*STUPID*NUTS/WHEN 'E*SEES*SPOTS/>0[AS USED BY THE*ARMED FORCES*SALVATION ARMY*JET SET*ROYALS*RUSSIANS*POPE*ORIENTALS[CONSTRUCTED TO*RIGID*STRINGENT/SPECIFICATION[MADE>2,REMEMBER[THEY GIVE A PHENOMENAL OUTPUT[FULLY INTEGRATED*STATE OF THE ART*SUPER HETRODYNE*MICROCHIP/*CIRCUITS*ELECTRONICS*COMPONENTS/NO LESS[TAILOR MADE_FIT LIKE A GLOVE[USED BY D H S S[KEEP YOU SNUG IN THE WORST CONDITIONS[STATE OF THE ART TECHNOLOGY[SURE TO GIVE HOURS OF FUN[TESTED AND APPROVED[WITH INSTRUCTION BOOK[DATE STAMPED[LAST FOR YEARS[ONLY THE BEST MATERIALS USED[GUARANTEED TO GIVE PLENTY OF EXERCISE[MADE FOR DISCRIMINATING*TASTES*PALATES[*LIP SMACKIN'*DELICIOUS[MIND*BLOWING*BOGGLING[MAKE SUPERB GIFTS[VERY HYGIENIC[EXTREMELY COMFY[A VERSATILE PRODUCT[DOUBLE RECIPROCATING KNUCKLE JOINTS[THE KIDS OUT THERE LOV'EM[THE YANKS GO*NUTS*CRAZY/ABOUT'EM[IT'S*DEFINITELY*WIVOUT DOUBT/A*HIGH CLASS*LUXURY/PRODUCT[THERE'S A GOOD/*DEMAND*MARKET/FOR>0 AT THE MOMENT[A*VERY NICE*LOVE
   1 [AOK/YES/Y/I AGREE/ALL RIGHT[BN/NO /NOT LIKE/O FEAR[CFAVOUR/TTLE JOB/HELP/G FOR M[DDELIV/U TAKE/O TAKE[EMINDING/MINDER/TO MIND/AN EYE/GUARD/PROTECT/STICK WI[FHELLO/HI[GCOLLECT/PICK UP[HGET RID O/DUMP/DISPOS[IO AWAY/BYE/ERRIO[
   1 [AOFF+SOD\PISS\BUGG\FUC[BOT INTER/DEAL IS OFF/ALS OFF/BYE/EERIO/TA TA[EHOW MANY/T NUMB/QUANT[GWANT AN/ANT SOM/A USE/U SHIF/INTERES/INTRES/OU USE/U SHIF/U UNLOA/O BUY/FOR SALE/U BUY/VE GOT SO[HL TAKE/Y PRIC/I WANT/ASK/DROP TO/OW ABOU/AT ABO/U MANAG/ETS SAY/EM GO F[IHOW MUCH/R OFFE/U OFF/U GIVE M/MAKE+OFFER[JT ENOUG/OO LOW/O BET/NT ACCE/STICK/NY LOW/T TAKE L[KACCEP/DONE/A DEAL/UR ON/RE ON[LYES/Y/OK/TS RIGHT[MNO/N[NE GOT/CK IS/T YOU H/Y GOT[OTHE LOT[[
   1 [*REPOSSESED*SECOND HAND*EX RENTAL[ALL FOR THE*ORIC*DRAGON*SIRIUS[*THE WRONG*CONTINENTAL/VOLTAGE[MADE IN*OZ*WONDERLAND*SWANSEA*A HURRY[ALL SECONDS[ALL PIRATED COPIES[NOT STICKY[LEAKY[RUSTY[MADE FOR*PYGMIES*DWARVES*ELEPHANTS[*RUBBISH*JUNK[FIRE SALVAGE[*WATER*FLOOD/DAMAGED[STUCK TOGETHER IN*A MASS*CLUMPS[MOULDY[LIKE*GNATPEE*FIRWATER*PAINT STRIPPER[ALL PRE WAR MODELS[*BENT*CROOKED[*BLOODY*DOWNRIGHT/*LETHAL*DANGEROUS[INCOMPLETE SETS[*CHIPPED*CRACKED[TOO*TATTY*SHABBY[BADLY*MADE*STAINED[SECOND HAND[EVIL SMELLING[*PHYSICALLY*MENTALLY/UNSTABLE[NOT WORTH A NUT[WITHOUT TOILETS[MADE IN TAIWAN[
   1 [%[&['[([)Z
   1 ["[#[$X[%Y
   1 YOUR WAY OF MAKIN A BARGAIN IS*STUPID*LOONY[
   1 YOU*EVIL*NASTY*VULGAR/LITTLE*BERK*SOD*SHIT/_TAKE THAT/!![
   1 YOU'VE MANAGED TO MAKE`0 QUID, MY SON[
   1 YOU'RE*FANTASTIC*A GENIUS/_LET ME STAND*IN AWE AT YOUR SKILL*IN YOUR SHADOW[
   1 YOU'RE*BEHAVIN'*ACTIN'/*VERY*A BIT/*SILLY*AWKWARD*STUPID/__TRY AGAIN ?[
   1 YOU'RE STILL AT 2OOO QUID !_WHY BOTHER STARTING ?[
   1 YOU'RE REALLY VERY*GOOD*PROMISING/__I'VE GOT COMPETITION HERE[
   1 YOU'RE ASKIN' FER*AGGRO*A DOSE OF G B H*A KNUCKLE SANDWICH/!!__TAKE THAT !!![
   1 YOU WANT ANYTHING ELSE ?[
   1 YOU NEVER DELIVERED THOSEa0[
   1 YOU JUST COULDN'T*STAY THE COURSE*FINISH*COMPLETE/_WHAT MORE CAN I SAY[*RUINED*BROKEN*RENDERED INSOLVENT/_BY*CHISHOLM*THE LAW/!![
   1 YOU HAVEN'T BOUGHT ANYt2_*NIT*TWERP*IDIOT*SILLY MAN[
   1 X[CNO/N[DOFF+OVE\ISS\OD\UCK\UGG/GET+KN\ST/MP+AK/OP D/ON+IK[EHAT LIK/QUAL/D STU/BEST[FNT KN/OT+SU/CONSID/NK AB/NT SAY[GNOT+INT/DONT+WANT/BYE/EERI/TA TA[HR NAME/CALL Y/OU CAL[LOW MAN/QUAN/STOC[MHOOKY/LEGIT/HONE/STOL/BENT/POLICE/NICK/BAC+LOR/NUIN/PIR[NTOO+MU/LL OV/JOK/T PAY/O DEAL/O CHAN/STOP AT/STIC/NT+HIGH/NT+RAIS/NT+AFFO/OT+HIGH/OT RAIS[OACCEP/A DEAL/DONE[POFFER/T YOU H/IVE Y/KE IT/AKE THA/OW AB/TS SAY[QM AFTER/L HAV/L TAKE/IVE ME/L BUY/ET ME H/WILL DO/I WANT[RWHA+DAMA\PRI\ASK/OW MUC/COST/SET+BAC[SHE LOT/HEM+ALL/ALL+GOT[TYES/Y/YES/OK/DONE[VLOOKI/GOT ANY[[
   1 WHAT DO YOU WANT ?[
   1 WHAT CAN I DO*FOR YOU*YOU FOR*TO HELP YOU/?[I'M*CERTAIN*SURE/YOU'VE SOME*DEAL*LITTLE NUMBER/*GOING*BREWIN'*UP YOUR SLEEVE*TO TRY ME WITH[WHAT'S THE DEAL ?[I'M*BROKE*NOT IN A BUYING MOOD*SKINT/_YOU CAN BUT TRY ![
   1 WHAT ABOUT*THE PRICE*AN OFFER/?[
   1 WELL,*I'M OFF*MUST GO*I'VE GOT THINGS TO DO[
   1 WELL WELL, WHAT'S THIS_t2,BELIEVED STOLEN_YOU'D BETTER ACCOMPANY ME TO THE STATION[*MY MY*OH LOOK*MY WORD*STONE ME/_t2_HOW*INCRIMINATING*AWKWARD*EMBARRASSING/_*LETSBY AVENUE*LET'S BE HAVIN' YOU/*ARTHUR*DALEY[
   1 WELL WELL, ARTHUR DALEY[
   1 THOSEt2 WEREN'T IN THE Lr:P
   1 THOSEt2 ARE IN THE*QUARRY*CANAL[THEt2 ARE DOWN*THE DUMP*A WELL*A MINESHAFT[
   1 THOSEa0 YOU*SOLD*UNLOADED/WERE*NICKED*HOOKY*BENT[
   1 THOSEa0 YOU SOLD ME WERE*FAULTY*DUFF*NOT UP TO STANDARD/_I DON'T*APPRECIATE*LIKE/THAT[
   1 THOSE t2 ARE BACK IN THE LOCKUP_t1 SAYS THEY'REt3_HE WON'T TAKE 'EM[
   1 THEY DON'T APPEAR TO BE HERE[
   1 THERE'S A*DRINK*BONUS*PERCENTAGE/IN IT FOR ME__YES ?[
   1 THE LOT !_DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN ![
   1 THAT*PRICE*SUM*AMOUNT/IS*RIDICULOUS*ASTRONOMICAL*WAY OUT*HORRENDOUS*CRUEL*JUST NOT ON[
   1 THAT'S`5>1 AT`3QUID EACH_`0QUID ALTOGETHER_C.O.D._AGREED ?[
   1 TEL'S LOOKING FOR YOU_SOMETHING ABOUTt2[
   1 STOP BEIN' SO*BLEEDIN'*FLIPPIN**/*SILLY*FACECIOUS*FUNNY/<, WILL YOU ?[I THINK YOU'RE TAKIN' THE*PISS*MICKY[
   1 STILL NOT*SURE*CERTAIN/WHAT*YOU MEAN*YOU'RE AT[
   1 SORRY, NOT INTERESTED_I CAN GIVE YOU A GOOD PRICE FOR>0_HAVE YOU GOT ANY ?[NO WAY_HOW ABOUT>0 ?_GOT ANY[
   1 SORRY, I CANT GO ANY LOWER[I'M NOT*GIVIN'EM AWAY*A CHARITY[I THINK`2 QUID IS VERY FAIR[I'M NOT GOIN TO DROP BY`1[THESE>1 ARE WORTH*MORE THAN*AT LEAST/`2[ NICE*BIT OF*TO DO/BUSINESS_PAY ON COLLECTION[!OK,`3*QUID*POUNDS IS THE AGREED PRICE["*SORRY*NO, NO/THE DEAL'S*OFF*DEAD[#SORRY_BUT I'VE*STOOD*PUT UP WITH*TOLERATED/YOUR*AGGRAVATION*STUPIDITY*CLOWNING/TOO LONG[$*I'M>6 >7*MY NAME'S>7_>6 >7*I'M>7,MR DALEY_CALL ME>6*>6 >7'S THE NAME[%
   1 SORRY, I CAN'T*HELP YOU*GET HOLD OF'EM*OBLIGE YOU/_NOW THEN, WHAT ABOUT THESE>1?[
   1 SORRY, BUT*PRICE IS ALREADY AGREED*A DEAL'S A DEAL[
   1 SORRY ABOUT THE*AGGRO*PUNCHUP*VIOLENCE/THE OTHER DAY[
   1 SO*GET LOST*HOPPIT*ON YER BIKE*JUST DROP DEAD*GET KNOTTED[
   1 RUPERT[WARING[WILLY[TAKEALL[ARTY[PAGE[PETE[BOTT[LARRY[TONICK[OLLIE[ODDGOOD[WIRY[WATT[RUSTY[CARR[
   1 RUPERT[WARING[WILLIE[TAKEALL[ARTY[PAGE[PETE[BOTT[LARRY[TONICK[OLLIE[ODDGOOD[WIRY[WATT[RUSTY[CARR[
   1 RIGHT, LET'S GO[
   1 Q to START AGAIN   C to CONTINUE]>
   1 Q to START AGAIN   C to CONTINUE]                               
   1 PROBLEMS, ARTHUR__TRY AGAIN ANOTHER TIME[
   1 ONLY`5_NOT INTERESTED IN RETAIL[
   1 OH YEAH_WHAT ?[
   1 OH DEAR_YOU CAN'T PAY_NEVER MIND_OWE ME[
   1 NOT SURE WHAT YOU*MEAN*<'RE DRIVIN' AT[
   1 NOT NOW_CHISHOLM'S ASKIN ABOUTt2_PROBABLY NICKED[
   1 NOT ENOUGH CASH_TOUGH_I CAN'T COLLECT THEM, CAN I ?[
   1 NO,`4*QUID*POUNDS/AINT ENOUGH[I CAN'T LOOK AT`4*QUID*POUNDS[`4JUST AINT*REASONABLE*ON*REALISTIC[ANOTHER`1*QUID*POUNDS/AND IT'S A DEAL[YOU'RE`1SHORT[
   1 Minder    
   1 MY*VERY LAST*FINAL/OFFER IS`2 QUID_*ARE YOU ON*AGREED*YES*O K/ ?[
   1 MY OFFER*STANDS*STAYS/AT`4QUID[
   1 MY HONESTY 'AS BIN*INSULTED*QUESTIONED*SLANDERED TOO OFTEN[
   1 MINUS MY SMALL CUT, THAT'S`0_HERE YOU ARE[
   1 MINDING ?_O.K. BUT IT'LL COST A TON A DAY_ALL RIGHT ?[
   1 MINDER    X
   1 LOOK HERE, I HAVE MY*GOOD BUSINESS NAME*REPUTATION/TO*THINK ABOUT*CONSIDER/_*WE>7S*>6 >7*I/*WON'T*COULDN'T/DEAL IN*SUSPECT*DODGY/GOODS[
   1 LOADER    @
   1 LET'S HAVE THE CASH THEN, PLUS 1OO QUID FOR ME[
   1 JUST*WATCH IT*BE CAREFUL/<,THAT'S ALL[
   1 IT'S A DEAL AT`3QUID__HOW MANY HAVE YOU GOT ?[
   1 INTRESTED IN>0_>1[>0_>1_*INTRESTED ?*VERY NICE*SPECIAL FOR YOU_LIKE*JUST IN[>0_>1_A*LOVELY*NICE*SUPER/LITTLE*NUMBER*EARNER*PROSPECT[
   1 IN ADVANCE__YES ?[
   1 I*TRUST*HOPE/YOU'RE*BEHAVING YOURSELF*KEEPING YOUR NOSE CLEAN[
   1 I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF*YOU MESSIN ME*BEIN' MUCKED/ABOUT[
   1 I'VE GOT`6*AVAILABLE*ON OFFER[
   1 I'M STILL ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THOSEt2[I'M SURE YOU KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT THOSEt2[
   1 I'M LOSING*PATIENCE*INTEREST/IN THIS DEAL[I HAVN'T GOT*ALL DAY*ENDLESS PATIENCE*FOR EVER[I'M*DEFINITELY*CERTAINLY/*GIVIN' NO MORE*NOT RAISIN' MY OFFER[
   1 I'LL*GO TO*RAISE MY OFFER TO/`4 QUID[I CAN*MANAGE*TAKE THEM OFF YOU FOR*LET YOU HAVE/`4QUID[HOW ABOUT`4QUID[I THINK`4IS A*GENEROUS*REASONABLE*FAIR/*OFFER*PRICE[(AT`3QUID APIECE I'LL TAKE`5>1_OK ?[)O.K. THAT'S A GENEROUS DISCOUNT_I'LL TAKE ALL`5FOR`0 QUID_AGREED ?[+ONLY`1_NOT WORTH*BOTHERIN' ABOUT*THE EFFORT[,*I'VE TOLD YOU ALREADY*AS I SAID/`4QUID[-I HAVN'T MADE AN OFFER YET ![.*MY OFFER*THE DEAL/*REMAINS*STANDS[/IT'S A DEAL_ALL`6FOR`0QUID_AGREED ?[0NOTHING DOIN'[
   1 I'LL*GIVE YOU*LET YOU HAVE*OFFER*GO TO/`4QUID*FOR THEM*EACH*APIECE[
   1 I'LL*GET ONTO IT RIGHT AWAY*GO NOW[
   1 I'LL JUST HAVE A*LOOK*POKE/AROUND[
   1 I THINK WE'LL GIVE UP ON THIS ONE[
   1 I SEEM TO BE DOIN' ALL THE TALKIN[HOW ABOUT IT, MR DALEY ?[I HAVE TO*GO*SCARPER/*IN A MINUTE*SOON[WELL ?[&*TOUGH*TOO BAD*TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT*I STICK AT`3QUID/MATE['*>6 >7*>7__>6 TO ME PALS*>7__>6 >7_EXPERT IN>0[([)*I CAN HOLD THEM FOR*COLLECT WITHIN*PICK'EM UP WITHIN/`1DAYS[
   1 I GOT THOSEt2 FROMt1_THEY'RE IN THE LOCKUP[
   1 I ASK`2*AND*THEN/YOU OFFER`4_ONE OF US IS*CRACKING UP*GOING BALMY[
   1 I AIN'T GOT THAT MANY, MR DALEY[
   1 HOW*PATHETIC*USELESS*DO YOU DO IT ?/_WHY DON'T YOU TRY*CHARITY*POLITICS*SUICIDE*OXFAM*AGAIN/?[
   1 HOW MANY*ARE YOU AFTER*CAN YOU TAKE*DO YOU WANT/?[
   1 HELLO,*DUCKY*BIG BOY*BUTCH*MY DEAR DEAR FRIEND[
   1 HELLO ARTHUR[
   1 H:HOME L:LOCK-UP  T:TERRY'S FLATW:WINCHESTER CLUB D:A DEALER    ]H1L2T3W4D5>O!
   1 GUESS WHAT, ARTHUR, YOU NEVER SOLD ANYt2[
   1 FIRST WE NEED TO FIX THE PRICE[
   1 DON'T LET ME*CATCH*FIND/YOU WITH THEM[
   1 DON'T FORGET TO DELIVER THOSEa0, WILL YOU ?[
   1 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE BLEEDIN TIME IS ?[DO YOU MIND_*I'M ENTERTAINING*I'VE GOT COMPANY[
   1 COCKS[         
   1 CHISHOLM'S ON THE*WARPATH*BEAT*RAMPAGE/_LOOKIN FOR*BENT*HOOKY*DODGY/t2[
   1 BYE]                                                            
   1 BUZZ OFF, ARTHUR, BEFORE I GET*MOODY*RATTY*MEAN[
   1 AND HIS CRONEY, MACANN[
   1 AH, DALEY,*I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU*THERE YOU ARE/_KNOW ANYTHING ABOUTt2_`0t2_THEY'RE*NICKED*BENT*NOT QUITE KOSHER*STOLEN PROPERTY[
   1 ABOUT THOSEt2_t1 SAYS THERE WEREN'T ENOUGH_SO THEY'VE ALL COME BACK[
   1 >6 >7 ONLY*DEALS IN*LOOKS AT/THE BEST QUALITY GOODS[
   1 >0_I HAVE MY DOUBTS[I'M NOT SURE I CAN*SELL*SHIFT*MOVE*AFFORD/>0[I'M NOT SO*SURE OF*COMMITTED TO*CERTAIN OF*KEEN ON*BOWLED OVER BY/THIS DEAL[I MAY HAVE TO*RECONSIDER*THINK AGAIN ABOUT*REVIEW*GO BACK ON/THIS DEAL[*TALK SENSE*HURRY UP*GET TO THE POINT*YOU'RE WAFFLING/![#I THINK YOU'RE TRYING TO GIVE ME A PRICE[$YOU'RE LUCKY THAT*MACANN*MUSCLEMAN*GODZILLA*YOUR PET APE/<'S AROUND[%
   1 >0_*I THINK I CAN HELP YOU THERE*YES, YOU'RE IN LUCK[
   1 >0 !!_I'M ALREADY TRYIN' TO*FLOG*SELL/YOU>0[
   1 <~fff~ <<<<<
   1 ;"is loading":
   1 ;"MINDER";
   1 :WATCHES:WRIST*WATCHES*CHRONOMETERS:BY*ROLEX OYSTER*CARTIER*SEKONDA*TICATOC:GUARANTEED WATERPROOF TO*50 FT*500 FT:*GOLD PLATED*SOLID STAINLESS/_*ANTIMAGNETIC*SHOCKPROOF*WITH ALARM[
   1 :VIDEOS:VIDEO RECORDERS:BY*SONY*HITACHI:*REMOTE*FULL TIMING/CONTROL:*FRONT*TOP*SIDE/LOADING[
   1 :TURBOS:TURBOCHARGERS:BY*ROLLS*PRATT AND WHITNEY:TO FIT*ANYTHING ON WHEELS*ROLLER SKATES*SHOPPING TROLLIES:*36OO*48OO*96OO/BAUD[
   1 :TRAPS:RAT TRAPS:BY*ROLAND LTD*EXPERTS:CAN ALSO BE USED FOR CATCHING*TRAFFIC WARDENS*VATMEN*HACKERS*MIDGITS*C5'S:FITTED POWERFUL*BARBED SPIKE*SPRING[
   1 :TINS OF GLUDGE:TINS OF ANIMAL BY PRODUCTS:MAINLY FROM*COWS*SHEEP*GERBILS*CATS:WONDERFUL TEXTURE:*HAIR*HORN*EYES/INCLUDED[
   1 :SWEETS:CARTONS OF JELLY BABIES:BY*BASSETS*SYKLYS*CAVYS:ALL*MALE*FEMALE*HETEROS:*20*25/LB CARTONS[
   1 :SEATS:EJECTOR SEATS:FOR*THE R A F*SUBMARINES:GREAT FOR*MOTHER IN LAW*UNWANTED GUESTS*GETTING TO WORK EARLY:SUPPLIED WITH*EXPLOSIVE CHARGES*REMOTE TRIGGER[
   1 :NEEDLES:ACUPUNCTURE NEEDLES:*OF PURE GOLD*IN CHINA:FOR AMATEUR OR PRO:IN PACKS OF*10*20[
   1 :HUTCHES:RABBIT HUTCHES:OF SOLID*OAK*MAHOGANY:VERY*ROOMY*BIJOU*COMPACT:BUILT IN*WARDROBE*BATH[
   1 :GNOMES:GARDEN GNOMES:OF FINEST*PLASTIC*PLASTER*MARBLE:MALE AND FEMALE:WITH*FAIRY*FISHING ROD[
   1 :FLYPAPERS:CARTONS OF FLYPAPERS:BY*STIKKIBUG*ICI*KILLERGLUE:*VERY STICKY*EACH WILL STICK 50000 FLIES:IN BOXES OF*2000*3000[
   1 :FLAGS:LENGTHS OF BUNTING:FOR*NELSON*THE NAVY*GEORGE VI:RANGE OF COLOURS:IN LENGTHS OF 500 YDS[
   1 :FERKINATORS:NUCLEONIC FERKINATORS:BY POSITIVE IMPLOSION:*DYNAMIC*REVERSE/THRUST:WITH*DRAIN HOSE*NOSE GUARD[
   1 :CORSETS:*MENS*LADIES*UNISEX/CORSETS:BY*SADISTO LTD*CAMEL LAIRD:*STEEL*BONE/REINFORCED:*RUSTPROOFED*WITH OILCAN[
   1 :COMPUTERS:HOME COMPUTERS:BY*PLECTRUM*ARATI*XSM*CRAY:*47K*64K*MEGA/MEMORY:*RUBBER*PROPER*SQUIRTY/KEYBOARD[
   1 :COFFINS:FULL SIZE COFFINS:*TO MEASURE*OF DEADWOOD:*PADDED AND SOUNDPROOF*GUARANTEED FOR LIFE:WITH*SHROUD*BRASS FITTINGS[
   1 :COCKS:BALL COCKS:EASY TO*INSTAL*PUT UP*ERECT:*HEAVY*FULL SIZE/BALLS:A PLUMBERS*DELIGHT*DREAM[
   1 :COATS:SHEEPSKIN COATS:OF*BROWN SUEDE*BLACK SHEEPSKIN:*FULL*HALF/LENGTH:FLEECY LINED[
   1 :CAR RADIOS:CAR CASSETTE RADIOS:TO FIT*THE C5*ANY CAR:*FM AM*VHF*STEREO*SELFTUNING:WITH*COAT HANGER AERIAL*GUARANTEE*NODDING DOG[
   1 :BOTTLES OF*BOOZE*DRINK:CRATES OF WHISKY:BY*JONNY RUNNER*FAT 69:GOT A KICK LIKE*A MULE*A CAMEL*1OOO VOLTS:*A DOZEN*10/TO THE CRATE[
   1 :BOTTLES OF*BOOZE*DRINK*WINE:BOTTLES OF CHAMPAGNE:FROM THE FINEST GRAPES:VERY*FIZZY*BUBBLY:IN JERRY BOHAMS_BIG BOTTLES TO YOU[
   1 :BOOTS:PAIRS OF WALKING BOOTS:FOR THE*ARMY*MARINES*POLICE*BUILDING TRADE:STEEL*TOECAPS*STUDS:GREAT FOR*SKINHEADS*KICKIN DOORS IN[
   1 :BEDS:WATER BEDS:OF THE FINEST*RUBBER*POLYTHENE:FOR SPECIAL EFFECTS CAN BE FILLED WITH*TEA*SYRUP*JAM*OTHER LIQUIDS:COMPLETE WITH*FUNNEL*DRAIN*BAILER[
   1 :BAGS OF LITTER:BAGS OF CAT LITTER:FOR*DESPERATE PUSSIES*FRANTIC MOGS:HIGH ABSORBTION RATE:IN HALF CWT BAGS[
   1 :BAGS OF COMPOST:BAGS OF MUSHROOM COMPOST:FOR*QUICK GROWTH*THE INDOOR GARDENER:WITH A BAG OF SEEDS:IN 56 LB BAGS[
   1 :*WIDGITS*WIDGETS*THINGUMMYS:*EXTERNAL*INTERNAL/WIDGITS:*UP*IN KNOTTY ASH:COMPLETE WITH WIDGET*CAGE*COUNTER*SWATTER:VERY VERY WIDGETTY[
   1 :*TELLIES*TVS*TELLYS*TELEVISIONS:COLOUR T.V'S:BY*SONY*GRUNDIG*SUPERVIS:*14*20*24/INCH:*REMOTE CONTROL*TELETEXT[
   1 :*TAPES*CASSETTES*GAMES:BOXES OF*COMPUTER GAMES*GAMES SOFTWARE:BY*IMAGINE*THAMES-DKTRONICS*ELFIN*SMOOTHWARE:FOR*SPECTRUM AND MSX*A RANGE OF MACHINES:BOXED IN*20'S*50'S*DOZENS[
   1 :*SAUCY*NAUGHTY*GIRLIE/MAGS:BUNDLES OF ADULT MAGS:FOR*DROOLERS*SLOBBERERS*THE PLASTIC MAC GUYS:VERY*PROVOCATIVE*SOUGHT AFTER*KINKY:IN BUNDLES OF 20[
   1 :*PRESENTERS*TV BODS:BLUE PETER PRESENTERS:FROM STICKY TAPE AND USED*TOILET ROLL MIDDLES*WASHING UP BOTTLES*MATCHBOXES:STUTTER ENTHUSIASTICICALLY:COMPLETE WITH*SHEPS*FREE BADGES*1O CUTOUT NOAKES[
   1 :*LOOS*BOGS*KHAZIS:PORTABLE COMMODES:FOR*ROYALTY*THE GENTRY:COMPLETE WITH*CASTORS*CANVAS SCREEN:GENUINE*GEORGIAN*QUEEN ANNE[
   1 :*DIVING*WET/SUITS:RUBBER WET SUITS:*OF NON STRETCH*OF PLIABLE/*POLYTHENE*RUBBER:RANGE OF*SIZES*COLOURS:GREAT FOR*HOLIDAYS*SALVAGE WORK*THE RAIN[
   1 :*CIGARETTES*CIGS*SMOKES:CARTONS OF CIGARETTES:FROM THE FINEST VIRGINIA:*KING SIZE*FILTER TIPPED:IN BOXES OF 4OOO[
   1 :*BLEMISHES*SPOTS:TINS OF PLASTIC*BOILS*PIMPLES:FOR*PARTIES*INTERVIEWS*BREAKING ENGAGEMENTS:UTTERLY*NAUSEOUS*REVOLTING*REALISTIC:TINS OF*1OOO*A MILLION[
   1 1tto BUY YOUR WAY out of THIS MESS[
   1 1tand  LOST 3 TRADING DAYS[:)b
   1 1tYour LEGAL BILL is `1OO[
   1 1tYour CONTRIBUTION to the POLICE[!
   1 1tYou've been HOSPITALISED[
   1 1tYou're "HELPING the POLICE with[!
   1 1tYou LOSE 2 TRADING DAYS[!
   1 1tThe GOODS are CONFISCATED[
   1 1tTO DELIVER[>
   1 1tTO COLLECT[>
   1 1tTHEIR ENQUIRIES"[
   1 1tSafety Sanctuary and Mystery[!
   1 1tPOLICE[!
   1 1tOUT of [!
   1 1tHARD LUCK ARTHUR[!
   1 1tDo be MORE CAREFUL in FUTURE[
   1 1tDAY 5   `13OO  [
   1 1tBENEVOLENT FUND is  `6OO[
   1 1tAnd this is your SCORE[!
   1 1tAnd a FINAL WORD from the MASTER[
   1 1t"B" to BEGIN    "D" to DESTROY ![
   1 1t LOCK-UP INVENTORY [!
   1 1t HOME [>x2
   1 1t  You haven't got enough CASH   [!
   1 1t  1,2,3,4,5,6   G=GO   W=WAIT   [>
   1 1:WARING 2:TAKEALL 3:PAGE 4:BOTT5:TONICK 6:ODDGOOD 7:WATT 8:CARR]>W!Xv
   1 *`5 IT IS*`5 WILL BE OK[
   1 *`2QUID !!_THAT'S THE SAME PRICE*STILL`2QUID ?[YOU'LL HAVE TO*COME DOWN A BIT*DO BETTER THAN`2QUID[&`1QUID !_YOU SAID`2QUID*A MOMENT AGO*LAST TIME/!!['
   1 *WOT ?*COME AGAIN*UH ?*SAY AGAIN*EH ?*OH YEAH[
   1 *WHAT*JESUS*BLIMEY/<!!`4*QUID*POUNDS/?_THAT'S*LOW*TIGHT/![ONLY`4*QUID*POUNDS/!!_YOUR*KIDDIN'*JOKIN'*HAVIN' ME ON*PULLING MY LEG[
   1 *WELL*YEAH*WHAT*NOW WHAT/?[
   1 *VERY WELL*O.K./_WHAT*FIGURE*PRICE/CAN YOU OFFER ?[I'M*READY TO HEAR*OPEN TO/A*SENSIBLE*FAIR*REALISTIC/OFFER[
   1 *THERE YOU GO*ON THE HOUSE*ON THE SLATE[
   1 *THAT'S>1_YES ?*YOU MEAN>1_YES ?*>1_HAVE I GOT THAT RIGHT ?[
   1 *TELL YOU WHAT_*HOW ABOUT/I LET*YOU HAVE THEM*THEM GO/FOR`2*QUID*SOVS[*LOOK*SEE HERE*LISTEN/_*I'LL*LET'S/SAY`2QUID[I'LL*DROP*LOWER*AXE*CHOP*SLASH/MY PRICE TO`2POUNDS[IT'S*DISGUSTIN'*'EARTBREAKIN*SHAMEFUL/<, BUT I'LL GIV'EM AWAY FOR`2*QUID*POUNDS[I'M ASKIN`2[`2 IS ALL I'M ASKIN[
   1 *TAKE LESSONS*WEAR L PLATES*I'VE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT FROM YOU[
   1 *TA TA*CHEERIO*BYE*SEE YOU ROUND/ARTHUR[
   1 *SUPERB*WONDERFUL*FANTASTIC/*MERCHANDISE*OFFER*QUALITY/_>3_>4_MADE>2[
   1 *SORRY,*NO,*PITY_BUT/I CAN'T*GIVE YOU ANY MORE*RAISE MY OFFER*HELP YOU THERE[I'M STICKIN' AT`4*QUID*POUNDS[I'M NOT*RAISING*GOIN' ABOVE`4*BUDGING[
   1 *SORRY*MY MISTAKE*BEG YOUR PARDON*REALLY ?*WHOOPS!*OH[*OH !_I THOUGHT YOU WERE*SORRY_MISINFORMED[
   1 *SORRY*HANG ON A MINUTE/_THE DEAL'S FIXED AT `3 QUID[
   1 *PITY*SHAME/WE CAN'T*AGREE*DO BUSINESS*SEE THIS THROUGH[*NEVER MIND*NOT TO WORRY/_PERHAPS SOME OTHER*DAY*TIME[
   1 *PITY*NEVER MIND*TOO BAD[ *LOOKS LIKE THE DEALS OFF*WELL, THAT'S THAT/THEN["
   1 *OH DEAR,OH DEAR*STONE ME,/NOT EVEN GOT YOUR ORIGINAL STAKE[
   1 *O.K.*FINE*GREAT*LUVLY/<,MR DALEY_WE HAVE A DEAL_THAT'S `5>1 AT`3*QUID*POUNDS/EACH_I MAKE THAT`0POUNDS_*OK*YES*A DEAL/?[
   1 *NOT TOO BAD*PRETTY FAIR*QUITE ENCOURAGING[
   1 *NAFF ORF*DO I KNOW YOU ?*HELLO_AND GOODBYE*I'M JOE PUBLIC*HELLO, DUCKY*STOP PESTERING*NOT NOW,THANKS[ARE YOU*COLLECTING*SOLICITING*ON THE MAKE*GETTING FRESH*LOBBY LUDD/?[I DON'T*TALK TO*MIX WITH/*RIFF RAFF*THE LOWER CLASSES*TYPES LIKE YOU*TV STARS*LOONIES*OLDER MEN[
   1 *LATER*NOT NOW/ ARTHUR_I'M*WITH FRIENDS*SOZZLED*HAVIN' A QUIET DRINK*BUSY*GOING FOR A PEE*BURSTIN'[*'SCUSE ME*SORRY/_I'VE GOT TO SEE A*MAN*BLOKE/ABOUT A*DOG*<NOTHER DEAL[
   1 *I'LL SEE YA ROUND*CHEERIO[
   1 *HOW MUCH ARE YOU ASKIN*WHAT'S THE DAMAGE*HOW MUCH/?[
   1 *HELLO*HI*WOTCHA/<, ARTHUR[*WELL WELL_*IF IT ISN'T/MY*OLD*DEAR/*MATE*FRIEND/ARTHUR[
   1 *DRINK*THE USUAL*ONE ON THE SLATE/?[
   1 *DELIVER*GET THEM TO ME/WITHIN`1DAYS, WILL YOU[
   1 *CHEERIO*BE SEEIN' YA*TA TA*SO LONG/MR DALEY[
   1 *BLOODY*DAMN/GOOD JOB CHISHOLM'S AROUND TO HOLD YOUR HAND[
   1 *AS YOU WISH*SO BE IT[
   1 *AS I SAID*TO REPEAT*I'LL SAY AGAIN/__I'M ASKIN'`2*QUID*POUNDS[
   1 *AS I SAID*TO REPEAT*I'LL SAY AGAIN/__I 'AVE `6[
   1 *ARTHUR*MR./DALEY ?[
   1 *ABOUT*LET'S SAY/`2POUNDS[I CAN LET*YOU HAVE THEM*THEM GO/FOR`2*SOVS*QUID*FOLDING GREEN ONES[WELL, FOR THESE>0, ONLY `2QUID[
   1 *>0, SORRY, NOT INTRESTED*NOT>0,THANKS*I DON'T THINK SO*NOT REALLY INTO>0 AT THE MOMENT*NO I'VE ENOUGH>0 FOR NOW,THANKS[NO, NOT NOW_*SOME OTHER TIME,*LATER_IN A FEW DAYS,/PERHAPS[
   1 *>0 ARE NOT REALLY MY LINE*I DON'T USUALLY STOCK>0[
   1  G:GO W:WAIT I:INVENTORY Q:QUIT ]>h!=u
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